Big Daddy V...
The guy is so fat his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. He's so fat that he took a bump the other day, and rocked himself to sleep trying to get up. He's so fat when he went away on school field trips, the school had to raise funds just to feed him. What I'm saying, is that he's fat.
But you know what, that's great.
Wrestling used to be filled with monstrously fat guys, and I for one miss them.
Big Daddy V... this one's for you... ...and you dont have to thank me for not making fun of your genitalia.